New To Python ... But Not To Monty

Hi. I’m a huge Monty Python fan, and I have this insane vision to write a piece of code that encapsulates The Spanish Inquisition (“Expection = Nobody”? Lol) sketch. I am such a n0oB at coding, that I have no idea how to start. I’m quite literally still learning my basic terminology, but have the drive to make it work! Anyone willing to try a silly project with me?